RHYMES FOR JUVENILE M.P.’S.
APROPOS OF THE LATE DEBATES.
I.
Fizzy Dizzy went off with a bang,
And opened on Gladstone a frothy harangue;
But all the Pope’s asses, and all the Horsmen,
Cannot bring Fizzy Diz into office again.
II.
Diz and Du,
Made motions to
Knock over the Ministers’ Budget,
The House felt bored,
Pert Diz was floored,
And Du was driven to trudge it.
III.
Ding dong bell,
Dizzy don’t feel well;
Dong ding dong,
Sang he, the Treaty’s wrong;
Ding dong ding,
Small he now must sing.
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