Too Good by Half.
A Reporter on one of our leading journals, and well-known amongst his comrades for his love of the dolce far niente, which he has carried to the most delightful height of faineantisme, was asked why he didn’t join a Rifle Corps; when he replied, in a tone of the most profound conviction, that evidently released him in his own mind from all future liability, “No, no, my dear fellow, one Volunteer is worth two Press men, any day.”
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