Clerk and Swell.

Railway Clerk. “Have you got Twopence, Sir?”
Swell. “Deaw, No! Nevaw had Twopence in my life!”
Clerk. “Then I must give you Tenpence in Copper, Sir!”
[Swell is immensely delighted, of course.
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