MISERABLE ATTEMPTS.
BY A MISERABLE MAN.
Q. Why is a cat on its hind legs like the great Fall of Niagara?
A. Because it is a cat-erect.
Q. What is the difference between Handel and the grinder of a barrel-organ?
A. The one was a composer, the other is a discomposer.
Q. Why are men-haters like mice in the West Indies?
A. Because they are mice-an’-tropical.
Q. If a pretty poulterers marries a pill-monger, why may she be said to make a bad bargain of it?
A. Because she lets him have a “duck,” and gets nothing but a quack in return.
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